"I helped you get up three hours earlier than usual this morning and this is how you repay me? What is with this glass? We said we'd never let anything come between us!"
"I have a great cookbook called 'Cooking with Former Ferals'. If you'll just let me in, we can make my favorite recipe! Tuna scones! You'll love them! Come on, ma! Come on!"
"Wait, is that salted butter? Heavy cream??! This ain't even fair!"
"Your cookie press technique is laughable. Let me get my paws on that thing!"
Yay, Christmas baking! It's not truly festive until someone ends up in physical therapy.
How is your holiday prep coming? Are you in there like a maniac? Ignoring it completely? Do tell!